"Well, hello there," a voice rasped from the shadows near the basement stairs.
Guthix_Noob7 stopped mid-stride. He was draped in mismatched iron platelegs and a shiny new Cape of Legends he’d spent three weeks dying for. He turned to find a player leaning against the cold granite wall. The stranger wore a simple brown apron and a chef’s hat, but his eyes—rendered in the classic, unblinking style of 2007—seemed to hold a terrifying amount of data. 2048x1070 Old School RuneScape - Well hello the...
"I’ve been here since the world was flat," the stranger whispered. "Before the Grand Exchange was a glimmer in a developer's eye. I remember when we traded in certificates and feared the Evil Chicken like a god." "Well, hello there," a voice rasped from the
"I'm... I'm a level 92, man," Noob7 typed back, his fingers hovering over the mechanical keyboard. "I don't need trout. I'm headed to the Wilderness." He turned to find a player leaning against