6.5 / 10 Actioncome... Here

"Let’s call it a tactical stumble," Miller wheezed, adjusting his tie.

"Was that a move?" the henchman groaned, clutching his nose. 6.5 / 10 ActionCome...

Miller cornered him on the roof. The wind whipped his hair—not in a majestic way, but in a way that revealed his receding hairline. "Let’s call it a tactical stumble," Miller wheezed,

The scene opened with Miller "Action-Comedying" his way through a warehouse. He didn't do a tactical slide; he tripped over a crate of knock-off sneakers, accidentally headbutting a henchman in the process. The wind whipped his hair—not in a majestic

"It’s over, Vane!" Miller shouted over the sound of a helicopter that was clearly CGI. "Give up the beans!" The villain laughed. "You're a mediocre cop, Miller!"

In the world of cinema, a 6.5 is a specific kind of purgatory. It’s not "so bad it’s good," and it isn’t "prestige." It is the cinematic equivalent of a lukewarm burrito—reliable, slightly messy, and exactly what you want at 11:00 PM on a Tuesday.