Famyli Guy May 2026

Cutaway: Peter is standing in a field with a giant slingshot. He loads a passenger into it. "Next stop, Cincinnati!" He pulls the lever, and the passenger is launched directly into a brick wall.

Peter looks at her. "That’s nice, Lois, but have you considered that your approach to the string theory is a bit... derivative?" Lois narrows her eyes. "You want to go, Griffin?" famyli guy

The two of them start a high-speed, intellectual "chicken fight" in the middle of the science fair, debating the merits of various philosophical schools while punching each other. Cutaway: Peter is standing in a field with a giant slingshot

Meanwhile, Peter is in the garage, trying to "invent" something for the science fair. He has taped a slice of bread to a cat. "See, Lois? The cat always lands on its feet, and the toast always lands butter-side down! I’ve created a perpetual motion machine!" Peter looks at her

Suddenly, Stewie’s "Stupidity Magnet" begins to beep wildly. It’s reacting to the sheer density of Peter’s invention. The orb begins to glow bright red.

At the Quahog Convention Center, the science fair is in full swing. Meg is there with a modest volcano project. "Look, Dad! I used real vinegar!"