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Leo, the head chef, stared at the sound system. He had accidentally hit a setting labeled "Hyper-Drive," and now Harry Styles’ "Music for a Sushi Restaurant" was blaring through the dining room at 2x speed. The brass section sounded like a caffeinated swarm of bees, and Harry’s scatting was a blur of high-velocity "scubidoos."

"This," she shouted, trying to keep up with the rhythm, "is the first time sushi has felt like a contact sport! Five stars for the cardio alone!" harry_styles_music_for_a_sushi_restaurant_sped_up

An elderly couple in Booth 4, who usually split a miso soup in silence, were now engaged in a high-speed thumb war, their heads bobbing in perfect, twitchy unison to the manic bassline. Leo, the head chef, stared at the sound system

They weren't walking; they were power-sliding. Drinks were being refilled before the ice had even settled. Five stars for the cardio alone

He didn't turn it off. Instead, he grabbed a whisk, used it as a baton, and conducted the kitchen staff in a frantic, 150-BPM dance. If Harry wanted to make music for a sushi restaurant, he clearly intended for it to be served with a side of pure, unadulterated speed.

The neon sign for "Gill’s Galley" flickered in time with the frantic, high-pitched beat of a night that had gone completely off the rails.