Madeas Class Reunion Here

"Look at all these old people," Madea whispers loudly. "Hattie, is that you? I thought you died in '94. I sent a card! Give me my stamp money back." The Program

The tension peaks at the buffet line. A former rival, Sheila, makes the mistake of mentioning that Madea looks "well-fed." Madeas Class Reunion

"Sheila," Madea says, leaning over a bowl of potato salad. "I am well-fed, well-rested, and well-armed. If you mention my weight one more time, I’m gonna turn this class reunion into a family reunion—because I’m gonna send you to go see your ancestors." The Aftermath "Look at all these old people," Madea whispers loudly

She then stands up, fires a single warning shot into the air to signal that the party is over, and heads for the Cadillac. Another reunion survived. I sent a card

"We still here," she grumbles to herself, taking a sip of "special" punch. "Most of 'em are ugly now, but we still here."

The "reunion committee" (three women who haven't liked Madea since she stole the prom king's car in 1972) attempts to start the ceremony.