[s3e6] And The: Piece Of Sheet

: The girls end up using a tablecloth from the diner as a top sheet, only to have a customer recognize the mustard stain the next morning. The "Total" for the Cupcake Fund

$2,450.35 (Down $10 because Max spent the sheet money on a deep-fried Twinkie while waiting in line.) To help me flesh this out further: Specific themes? A particular customer mishap at the diner? Any Oleg double entendres involving thread count? [S3E6] And the Piece of Sheet

: A midnight tug-of-war ends in a giant tear down the middle of their only "good" fitted sheet. : The girls end up using a tablecloth

: Sophie enters the diner wearing a floor-length fur coat made entirely of bathroom rugs she "liberated" from a hotel. Any Oleg double entendres involving thread count

Max and Caroline find themselves in a high-stakes "linen crisis" when they discover their shared bedsheet has ripped beyond repair. After a failed attempt to sew it back together with dental floss, they realize they must brave the chaotic world of a Brooklyn warehouse sample sale to find a replacement they can actually afford.

I can write the full script scenes or a more detailed outline once you pick a focus!