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"Lula, please," Max gasped. "I'll buy the expensive wet food. The stuff with the gravy!"

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The basement wasn’t just a basement anymore. Lula had spent weeks—perhaps months—rigging the Victorian fixer-upper into a gauntlet of lethal irony. "Lula, please," Max gasped

The flashing red light of the paper shredder was the last thing Max saw before the floorboards gave way. The basement wasn’t just a basement anymore

Pianos suspended by fraying dental floss. A Rhythm to the Madness

He plummeted into the basement, landing hard on a pile of discarded pillows. Above him, his cat, Lula, peered over the edge of the jagged hole. She didn't meow. She didn't look concerned. She simply began licking a paw, her yellow eyes glinting with a cold, calculated boredom.